nightcrawler554:

egg-tampon:

republicans

old as shit too

(Source: yakurru, via notsoheadless)

jasonttodd:

where are the lies

(via notsoheadless)

1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

(via nakuzami)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
jitterbugjive:

askequestrianinnovations:

ask-blueflame:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

samgonmad:

rockonscubatron:

peetamellarksbuns:



no



no wait,
 


fixed it

that would take forever

don’t worry. He’s got forever.

I’m laughing way more than I should be

jitterbugjive:

askequestrianinnovations:

ask-blueflame:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

samgonmad:

rockonscubatron:

peetamellarksbuns:

image

no

image

image

no wait,

 image

image

fixed it

that would take forever

don’t worry. He’s got forever.

I’m laughing way more than I should be

(Source: travalicious, via trap-jaw)

scarsmakemesmilemore:

cassbones:

quicksllvr:

SHOUTS

FUCK YES THIS BETTER BE REAL

#CHEST BANGING  #SCREAMING FROM THE DISTANCE  #BLACK WIDOW MOVIE  #BLACK WIDOW MOOVIEEEEE  #SCREAMING GETS CLOSER  #LIKE RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE  #WE’RE TOUCHING NOSES NOW  #BLACK WIDOW MOVIE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLACK WIDOW MOVIE RUMORS  #CAUSE I DI  #D  #BOOPS YOUR NOSE  #RUNS CHANTING BLACK WIDOW MOVIE DOWN THE STREET NAKED  #ENJOY MY BUTT  

sassraptor:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIME

(via coralraven)

"Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive. Both men and women should feel free to be strong… It is time that we all perceive gender on a spectrum not as two opposing sets of ideals."

Emma Watson

(Check out her full UN speech.)

(Source: fuck-yeah-feminist, via nakuzami)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via spookifiedsweaters)

isohels:

Stop turning celebrities into feminist icons and start turning feminist icons into celebrities.

(via fuqcking)