thotette:

yahoo answers never upsets me

thotette:

yahoo answers never upsets me

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Anonymous said: Can you please change whoever is providing you with ads? I shouldn't have to read bullshit as sexist and blatantly racist as the shit at the bottom of your blog. China love, Asian lovers, chnlov, shit like this, I shouldn't have to read this fucking bullshit. I hope you fucking die, you disgusting perverted shitlord. I can't believe I have to expose myself to this bullshit that you obviously fucking love and enjoy so much, just so you can make some fucking money. Fuck you shitlord I hope you die

straightwhiteboystexting:

The ads are based off your search history and online behaviour

seppin:

something: *happen*

me: why this 

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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lappanna:

sizvideos:

Video

THIS IS HILARIOUS

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starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

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harryandee:

whoopigoldbergerking:

97bonnieandclyde:

Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems

this is it. this is the photo that completes my life.

We’re gonna have a problem here

harryandee:

whoopigoldbergerking:

97bonnieandclyde:

Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems

this is it. this is the photo that completes my life.

We’re gonna have a problem here

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tsukinofaerii:

ilanawexler:

Parks and Recreation S03E16 | You can’t die full of regret.

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24-karat-vagina:

carryonlordof221b:

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

TWO QUESTIONS: ONE, HOW DID HE GET ALL OF HIS FRIENDS TO FOLLOW THROUGH AND TWO, HOW ARE THE TEACHERS ON BOARD WITH HIM MAKING VINES DURING CLASS???

I can’t decide which is funnier: the kid in the front who high-fives himself then just rips paper in anger, the girl who magically loses her sweater, or the two kids in the back right who go from lovers to mortal enemies

The longer i watch this the funnier it gets

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